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ericsti
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A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their Wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses
In the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' He whispers, 'I know this your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
You, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
You juss ask...so... Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced And worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
Request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I
Have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
'You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?'
:lol:
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their Wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses
In the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' He whispers, 'I know this your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
You, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
You juss ask...so... Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced And worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
Request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I
Have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...
'You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?'
:lol:
