Beware black Bra's (NSFW)

[gonzogicker]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men

by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask

over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a

black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,

'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.'

Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a

raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to

tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,

black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came

in the door and saw me he said,

(you are going to love this..)



" What's for dinner, Zorro?"

 

[scoobysub]

dont show most lads the picture here theyll want vbh

 

[gonzogicker]

Haha. I'm trying to work out is she the girlfriend or the mistress,coz she ain't the missus. :falldownlaugh:

 

[tommy 555]

best laugh ive had all day , karma for that one buddy

 

[wagon dec]

haha very good man