a farmer orders a new high tec milking machine.when it arrives his wife is out of town so decides to test it out on himself,he inserts his manhood into the machine and turns it on soon he realises that it provides him with more pleasure than his wife could ever mamage, when the fun was over he found he could not remove his manhood from the machine he tries every button but no success finally he takes out his mobile and calls customer service hello i just bought a new milking machine it works perfectly but how do i remove it from the cows udder?dont worry replies the customer rep it automatically disengages once it has collected two gallons
................a Farmers job is never done 
