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    Women are hard to please! JOKE


    Husband Store
    >
    > A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a
    > woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
    > entrance is a description of how the store operates:
    >
    > You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
    > of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
    > shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
    > go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
    > the building!
    >
    > So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
    > floor the sign on the door reads:
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    > Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
    >
    > She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
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    > Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    >
    > 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
    >
    > So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
    >
    > Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    >
    > 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    >
    > She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
    >
    > Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
    > and Help With Housework.
    >
    > 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
    >
    > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    >
    > Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
    > with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
    >
    > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
    > sign reads:
    >
    > Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
    > on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    > impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
    > (scroll and keep reading!)
    >
    >
    > PLEASE NOTE:
    >
    > To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
    > store just across the street.
    >
    > The first floor has wives that love ***.
    >
    > T he second floor has wives that love ***, have money and like beer.
    >
    > The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.


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    colin, richard, bertie, frank, gone but not forgotten.

    Peter marks account Reopened in Style!!!

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    Brillant

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    Re: Women are hard to please! JOKE

    good one

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    Re: Women are hard to please! JOKE

    ..................So TRUE !!



    NIall.

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    Re: Women are hard to please! JOKE

    Brilliant.

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    Re: Women are hard to please! JOKE

    robbing that lol very good

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    Came across this well worth a read

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