View Full Version : Nelson Mandela

24-11-2006, 14:18
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking his morning
tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is
confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and
"You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car
exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the
Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson
says to
him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in
his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of
brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
"You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes
the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away!
You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the
door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the
little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
"You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you
understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give

these to?

" The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard
and says:

(It's a beauty)

(wait for it)

(Get your best Chinese accent ready)

You not Nissan Main Deala?"

24-11-2006, 16:40
very good...lol :D

24-11-2006, 18:10
Fook sake scruff get a few new ones :lol:

24-11-2006, 18:57
DEFO GETTING WORSE............... :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

B4 Alan
24-11-2006, 22:55

Jaysus Al are you wathching re-runs on UKTV Gold ;)