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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take any leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the
ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I
was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed
out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I walked out of the
office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her,
"And where do you think you're going?"












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She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
 
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