Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs
up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently
although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from
work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi
coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out
of the car round the corner. Why?

Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just
to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should
never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Subaru next to the garage and then hide behind it so I
could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at
that moment, crouching behind my Subaru, that I noticed that the valve
covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
the dealer?

Thanks,

Alan.

so very upsetting......... what did abby suggest??

She said bring it back to the dealer mg: typical woman, knows fook all about Scoobys.

:lol:

Brill...............

Niall.