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JohnyB
Guest
He forgot his wedding anniversary!
His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a small box gift wrapped
in the middle of the driveway!
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, then brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday...
His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a small box gift wrapped
in the middle of the driveway!
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, then brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday...
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