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Turbo
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Driving to the office this morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my right
and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes doing 90mph with her face up
close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway
over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to
splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop
the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an important
call!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!
:lol:
and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes doing 90mph with her face up
close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway
over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to
splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop
the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an important
call!
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!
:lol: