View Full Version : Surprise !!!

21-09-2006, 16:13
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a
photo of a man on her bedside table.
At first he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it
so why should he.
But after a month or so he begins to obsess about it; even imagining the
photo is staring at him during ***.
It's causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask her about
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who the hell is he then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery