Silly joke

Paul v4

Petrolheads
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A guy checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he
thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when you're calling for a cab. He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an
ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in
the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know
the kind. So he's in the room and figures, what the heck, "I'll give her a
call."

"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
we'll do it.... Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your
bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap
on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want
baby.

Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic ...but for an outside line Sir, you
need to press 9."

:doh: :doh: :lol:
 
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