jim dublin
Petrolheads
Hi lads dint know if ya's heard this before or even like Billy Connolly but this is his take on retirement,thought it was funny :dunno: :lol: >>Billy Connolly on Retirement.
>>
>>What do retired people do all day?
>>
>>Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their
>>days interesting.
>>Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
>>I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a
cop
>>writing out a parking ticket.
>>I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
>>citizen a f***** break?"
>>He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
>>I called him a Nazi turd.
>>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
>>tires.
>>So I called him a s---head.
>>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>>first.
>>Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
>>minutes.
>>The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>>Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
>>I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's
>>important at my age..........
>>
>>What do retired people do all day?
>>
>>Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their
>>days interesting.
>>Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
>>I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a
cop
>>writing out a parking ticket.
>>I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
>>citizen a f***** break?"
>>He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
>>I called him a Nazi turd.
>>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
>>tires.
>>So I called him a s---head.
>>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>>first.
>>Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
>>minutes.
>>The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>>Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
>>I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's
>>important at my age..........