Billy Connolly on retirement

jim dublin

Petrolheads
Hi lads dint know if ya's heard this before or even like Billy Connolly but this is his take on retirement,thought it was funny   :dunno:   :lol:     >>Billy Connolly on Retirement.
>>
>>What do retired people do all day?
>>
>>Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their
>>days interesting.
>>Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
>>I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a
cop
>>writing out a parking ticket.
>>I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
>>citizen a f***** break?"
>>He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
>>I called him a Nazi turd.
>>He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
>>tires.
>>So I called him a s---head.
>>He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
>>first.
>>Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
>>minutes.
>>The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>>Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
>>I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired....... It's
>>important at my age..........
 
haha :lol: its even funnier when you imagine Billy saying it
 
yea yu can imagine him doing all the actions hes great.





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haha :lol: its even funnier when you imagine Billy saying it
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