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MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
>
>A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
>
>"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines
>enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
>
>Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures
>outlined below when accessing their accounts.
>
>After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
>developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."
>
>
>
>MALE PROCEDURE:
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>1. Drive up to the cash machine.
>
>2. Put down your car window.
>
>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>
>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>
>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
>
>6. Put window up.
>
>7. Drive off.
>
>
>
>FEMALE PROCEDURE:
>
>Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
>
>1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the
>machine.
>
>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>
>4. Find handbag,
>remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
>
>5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
>
>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>
>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive
>distance from the car.
>
>8. Insert card.
>
>9. Re-insert card the right way.
>
>
>10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside
>back page
>
>11. Enter PIN.
>
>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>
>13. Enter amount of cash required.
>
>14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
>
>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
>
>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
>
>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back
of
>checkbook.
>
>18. Re-check makeup.
>
>19. Drive forward 2 feet.
>
>20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>
>21. Retrieve card.
>
>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
slot
>provided!
>
>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
>
>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>
>25. Redial person on cell phone.
>
>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>
>27. Release Parking Brake.
 
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