210bhp legacy
Middle Lane Hogs
Tiger Woods is on a golf tour in Ireland, he drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who
obviously knows nothing about golf and is completely unaware of Tiger's
identity, greets him in a typical Irish manner.
"Top of the mornin' to ya, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger, who is familiar with Irish custom, responds with, "And the rest of
the day to you!". He gives a quick nod and bends forward to pick up the
nozzle of the petrol hose. As he does, two golf tees fall out of his shirt
pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who
obviously knows nothing about golf and is completely unaware of Tiger's
identity, greets him in a typical Irish manner.
"Top of the mornin' to ya, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger, who is familiar with Irish custom, responds with, "And the rest of
the day to you!". He gives a quick nod and bends forward to pick up the
nozzle of the petrol hose. As he does, two golf tees fall out of his shirt
pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"
