A Duck

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Turbo

Guest
> A duck walks into a pub and orders a schooner of beer and a ham
> Sandwich.
>
> The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
>
> "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
>
> "And you talk!" exclaims the barman.
>
> "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer
> and my
> sandwich please?"
>
> "Certainly", says the barman, "sorry about that, it's just we don't get
> many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".
>
> "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck.
> Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
> This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
>
> The Ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to
> him
> "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just
> brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".
>
> "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".
>
> So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
> "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying
> really good money!"
>
> "Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?" "At the
> circus", says the barman.
>
> "The circus?" the duck enquires.
>
> "That's right", replies the barman.
>
> "The circus?" the duck asks again.
>
> "Yes" says the barman
>
> "That place with the big tent?" the duck enquires.
>
> "Yeah" the barman replies.
>
> "With all the animals?" the duck questioned.
>
> "Of Course" the barman replies.
>
> "With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.
>
> "That's right!" says the barman.
>
> The duck looks confused.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "What the hell would they want with a plasterer?
 
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