Derek and George

Niallyboy

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Derek  and George are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for their abilites and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, Derek goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to George , whom exclaims,'' may we all live forever, in peace, and harmony.'' George then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to  Derek , whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Gardai get here!''


Niall. :shoot:
 
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