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All true facts here! :salute: :salute: :salute:
Only in Ireland... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Ireland... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts
58 Irish are injured a year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their x-mas tree while the lights were still plugged in
Irish hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after x-mas cracker pulling accidents
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last 2 years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars
and finally...... in 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skulls while throwing up in the toilet!!!!
[size=20pt]YEH LOVE IT[/size]
Only in Ireland... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in Ireland... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts
58 Irish are injured a year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their x-mas tree while the lights were still plugged in
Irish hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after x-mas cracker pulling accidents
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last 2 years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars
and finally...... in 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skulls while throwing up in the toilet!!!!
[size=20pt]YEH LOVE IT[/size]