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>>A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the
>>midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
>>
>>"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
>>
>>"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
>>
>>"No, no boyfriend either."
>>
>>"Do you have a partner then?"
>>
>>"No, I'm not attached; I'll be having my baby on my own."
>>After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a
>>healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see
her that
>>the baby is black."
>>"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and
>>nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was
>>black."
>>"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my Business
>>and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions. But I Must
>>also tells you that the baby has blonde hair."
>>"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was
>>this Swedish guy."
>>
>>"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business
>>either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes."
>>"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the
>>movie, I really had no choice."
>>At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents her
>>to the
girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt.
>>
>>The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!"
>>
>>"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
>>"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling
>>that she was going to bark."
 
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