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23-08-2006, 01:12
Niallyboy A Corkman, a sheep, and a dog were the sole survivors of a terrible shipwreck. After a few days of floating on some debris they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for some days, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Corkman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Corkman took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Corkman had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Corkman started to get those feelings again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

“Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”

GT performance
23-08-2006, 13:29
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
excellent! :thumbsup:
only thing is i knew from the start what was going to happen when you put a sheep and a corkman together!! :D

04-09-2006, 15:52
Bastards !!!!
You post this when im on Holidays......
It's war :shoot: :shoot:

Niall :D :D

04-09-2006, 17:42
LooooooooooooL !