An atheist was taking a walk through the woods...................

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What
powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he
continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes.

Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as
fast as he could up the path.

Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His
heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped
and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear
raising his paw to take a swipe at him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!" Time stopped.

The bear froze. The forest was silent. It was then that a bright light
shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying, "You deny my existence
for all of these years, teach others that I don't exist and even credit
creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"!

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you
make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the
forest resumed.

The bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke, "Lord, bless this food
which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen"
 
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