Nympho Joke

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A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat . As he settled

in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized

she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat

right beside him.



Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,"business trip or

vacation?"


She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the

annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".


He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen

sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!


Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

business role at this convention?"


"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the

popular myths about sexuality."


"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men

are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American

Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth

is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of

Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are he Irish!"

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she

said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even

know your name."



"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me

Paddy."
 
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