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A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat . As he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized
she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat
right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,"business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth
is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are he Irish!"
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name."
"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy."
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized
she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat
right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,"business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth
is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are he Irish!"
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name."
"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy."