Guy walks into a pub

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Guy walks into a pub with a body like charles atlas and a head the size of an orange. Christ say's the barman what happened to you? Well the guy answers i heard a little voice calling for help, i looked under a stone and saw a fairy!. Thanks for releasing me the fairy said and as a reward i'll grant you 3 wishes. So the first wish was to have a body like charles atlas, Second wish was for all the money i could spend. For the third wish i asked if i could shag the fairy, when she said no i said ok how about a little 'head' then?! :doh:

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