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jonnystiV1
22-02-2007, 18:29
came across it earlyer couln't stop laughin
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WetPatch
22-02-2007, 18:48
lol thats funny

tractorman
22-02-2007, 20:22
cooooooooooooool :headbanger:

scoobyke
22-02-2007, 21:12
Very good :lol: :lol: :lol:

trevor m
22-02-2007, 23:12
thats class

jonnystiV1
22-02-2007, 23:48
got this off a mate today thought it was good

: Jack Schitt - hilarious!

Can't help myself......I laughed out loud!

WHO IS JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We findourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!'

Well,thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate,
married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one
son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt
and Dip Schitt.

Against her par ents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt,
a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married

Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition
named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,
were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned
from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schit t,' you can correct
them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Norris!
26-02-2007, 00:54
thats hilarious! :D