Redneck mulla chat up lines :-)

davelegacy

Member Number 16
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ......
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
 
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Good one Dave :thumbsup: But they only seem to work with thick Bleedin jackeens :D...
I'd rather be a ______ than A DUB :lol:
Cheers
John
 
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