todays joke!!!

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scoobygerry

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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'Me feet are fuckin' freezing, could you nip up stairs and fetch me slippers?'

'No bother' says Murphy, and runs upstairs.

Upstairs, sat on their bed, are Paddy's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters. 'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ya both' says Murphy.

'fu*k off ya liar' they said.

'I'll prove it' says Murphy. So he shouts down the stairs 'Both of them Pat?'

'Course' he says 'What's the use of fucking one of them!!!!!
 
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