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> > > > > IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
> > > > > Artery......................... The study of paintings.
> > > > > Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
> > > > > Barium......................... What doctors do when patients
die.
> > > > > Benign........................ .What you be, after you be
eight.
> > > > > Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome.
> > > > > Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
> > > > > Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
> > > > > Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
> > > > > Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
> > > > > Dilate......................... To live long.
> > > > > Enema.......................... Not a friend.
> > > > > Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
> > > > > Fibula......................... A small lie.
> > > > > Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known.
> > > > > Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
> > > > > Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
> > > > > Morbid......................... A higher offer.
> > > > > Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
> > > > > Node........................... I knew it.
> > > > > Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
> > > > > Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
> > > > > Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
> > > > > Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
> > > > > Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
> > > > > Secretion...................... Hiding something.
> > > > > Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
> > > > > Tablet......................... A small table.
> > > > > Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
> > > > > Tumour..........................One plus one more.
> > > > > Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
> > > > > 2xCondoms.......................To be sure, to be sure
> > > > > IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
> > > > > Artery......................... The study of paintings.
> > > > > Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
> > > > > Barium......................... What doctors do when patients
die.
> > > > > Benign........................ .What you be, after you be
eight.
> > > > > Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome.
> > > > > Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
> > > > > Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
> > > > > Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
> > > > > Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
> > > > > Dilate......................... To live long.
> > > > > Enema.......................... Not a friend.
> > > > > Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
> > > > > Fibula......................... A small lie.
> > > > > Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known.
> > > > > Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
> > > > > Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
> > > > > Morbid......................... A higher offer.
> > > > > Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
> > > > > Node........................... I knew it.
> > > > > Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
> > > > > Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
> > > > > Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
> > > > > Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
> > > > > Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
> > > > > Secretion...................... Hiding something.
> > > > > Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
> > > > > Tablet......................... A small table.
> > > > > Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
> > > > > Tumour..........................One plus one more.
> > > > > Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
> > > > > 2xCondoms.......................To be sure, to be sure