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An old lady dies and goes to heaven She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she
hears the most awful blood curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter , "its only someone having the
holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter , "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there'" says St. Peter . "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."



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Guy says to his wife................

Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time"
Wife replies:

"Your brothers cock isn't as big as yours!"
 
[quote author=JohnnyB link=topic=1411.msg12080#msg12080 date=1170291111]
"but I've already got the holes for that."


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CRUDE! :D
 
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