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> Mick and Joe, were walking down a country road when the met
>a young lady struggling with a bike. Are you right there?" says Mick to
>her.
>"My tyre is punctured", says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some
>help.
>Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady with her
>bike", he says, winking.
>
>"Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away down the road.
>
>About twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind him, turns to see
>Mick
>on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him. "What are you
doing
>with the bike?" says Joe. "Well", says Mike, "I helped your one fix the
>tyre
>and when we were done she lies back, takes off her knickers, and said
>that I
>could have anything I wanted.
>
>So I grabbed the bike."
>
>"You cute hoor", says Joe,"Those knickers probably wouldn't have fitted
>you
>anyway!"
 
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